Girl Power Champion Gifts

At least you didn't marry him.

Mod Kwan Doh

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Glass Ceiling

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Another shot heard round the world.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

Whatever

UK Economy

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

"And what have you done for us women?"

Maestro

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

Gay Pride

'-but Becks and Michael Owen BOTH started youg and I KNOW she's a girl but girls play too,y'know...

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"You can't say that - not even with flowers!"

Jack and Jill

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"