Female Powerhouse Gifts

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

The Three Wise Queens

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Mod Kwan Doh

Corporate Whore.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

International Women's Day

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Manspreading in Art

Loud Chorister

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Applications

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."