Female Powerhouse Gifts

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

The Three Wise Queens

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Mod Kwan Doh

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Corporate Whore.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

South Carolina's War on Women

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Another shot heard round the world.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

International Women's Day

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Manspreading in Art

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Loud Chorister

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Applications

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'