Professional Powerhouse Gifts

Corporate Whore.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Now that's a win."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

Loud Chorister

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

Hands off my IP!

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

'How's the school board meeting going?'

Chrissie Hynde

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Buy- out specialist

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

"The boss spent years in business and government. His door isn't just open, it's revolving!"

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'