Powerhouse Professionals Gifts

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Corporate Whore.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'ok, who threw that?'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,'

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

"I think Quigley likes our proposal. His antennae quivered during the presentation!"

Hands off my IP!

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

"The boss spent years in business and government. His door isn't just open, it's revolving!"

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."