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Corporate Whore.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Now that's a win."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

Loud Chorister

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

Hands off my IP!

'How's the school board meeting going?'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

Buy- out specialist

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

"The boss spent years in business and government. His door isn't just open, it's revolving!"

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."