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'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Now that's a win."

Exercising

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He's my school project for science class."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Corporate Whore.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Loud Chorister

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

Ping Pong

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."