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"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Exercising

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"It's a mobile."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'All good things must come to an end.'

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."