Power-up Kid Gifts

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Exercising

"Could you repeat that word?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.