Powerhouse Kid Prints

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Now that's a win."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Exercising

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"He's my school project for science class."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Corporate Whore.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Loud Chorister

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

Ping Pong

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.