Project Powerhouse Gifts

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

D.I.Y

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Corporate Whore.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

'You lacked the necessary maturity to see this project through ... NAH-NAH A YEAH YEAH!'

'How's the school board meeting going?'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

Sick Building Syndrome.

There is no I in TEAM.

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

"Any suggestions for my next project?"