Project Powerhouse Pillows

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

D.I.Y

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Corporate Whore.

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

'You lacked the necessary maturity to see this project through ... NAH-NAH A YEAH YEAH!'

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

'How's the school board meeting going?'

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

Sick Building Syndrome.

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

There is no I in TEAM.

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.