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"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Now that's a win."

Corporate Whore.

'Special Delivery!'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

'How's the school board meeting going?'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

Buy- out specialist

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

"It never ceases to amaze me how many things you'd prefer to have instead of money."

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

'Oh, yeah that - I'm in the mail order business.'

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

Mail and Air Mail Boxes.