Prescription Powerhouse Pillows

"Now that's a win."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Corporate Whore.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'My portfolio is doing well after they injected it with the right combination of pharmaceuticals.'

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Hands off my IP!

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

'I had to confirm that you had prescribed a placebo, Doctor. But when I said it was an extra-strength placebo, he was pleased.'

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

Buy- out specialist

'One out of two doctors recommends this prescription.'

"We're out of the 500 mg size."

"Your insurance company won't cover this prescription. They don't want to get your hopes up."

Drugs Firms Axe Jobs.

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'