Gym Powerhouse Pillows

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Exercise Class

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

The trim reaper

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'What are you eating now?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Cheerleaders

Corporate Whore.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack