Gym Giant Pillows

A bulge of bodybuilders

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.