Gym Giant Pillows

A bulge of bodybuilders

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"