Big Project Lover Gifts

Highway Dept. Truck Weigh Station. The weigh station is the biggest thing we've ever built! Yeah, it's a large scale project!

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

D.I.Y

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bob’s Museum

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

How to Build a Bungalow

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

Know Your Leaves

DIY Hunting Trophy

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

Now the onus was on Louis - who, up until then, hadn't even known what it onus was.

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."