Retro Project Lover Gifts

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

"What old school? This is my life."

Fossil record player.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Early Laptops.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Groovy Baby

Technological advances within the office.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.