Chica Power Warrior Gifts

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Mod Kwan Doh

The household cavalry

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"I'm a working mom."

Manspreading in Art

Hot dog.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

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Human Dust Buster

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Why are you smiling?"

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'