Chica Power Warrior Pillows

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Mod Kwan Doh

The household cavalry

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Manspreading in Art

"I'm a working mom."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Human Dust Buster

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

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'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'