Warrior Queen Pillows

"I'm a working mom."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Manspreading in Art

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

Male & Female separate company buildings

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Just Married

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Bridezilla

Axes 'R' Us Store

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'