Warrior Queen Fan Pillows

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I'm a working mom."

'You're too aggressive.'

Cleopatra

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'You're too aggressive.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Condoleezza Rice

"Shoo!"

The 24/7 Samurai

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Unicorn with a drooping horn.

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

"What took so long? I wanted to be thorough, so instead of singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, I sang Bohemian Rhapsody."

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

Outbreak of Boer War

Genghis Khan

Ancient Greek Downsizing

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."