Warrior Queen Gifts

"I'm a working mom."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

The Three Wise Queens

Bench Press Accident

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Beware of the 4th quarter.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Information Macht Frei

Manspreading in Art

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Male & Female separate company buildings

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Just Married

Axes 'R' Us Store

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

Bridezilla

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'