Feminist Warrior Gifts

Tunnel of Jerks

"Fucking Patriarchy!"

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

"Evening primrose" "Don't you evening primrose me you sexist pig!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"If I wanted religious conservatives anywhere near my vagina, I'd fill it with fossil fuels and tax cuts for the rich!"

'You and your women's lib!

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'

'Could I talk to someone who knows something, you know, someone who's a man?'

The Red Fingernail

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Three Wise Builders

"I really like your comic strip, Lela."

"Looks like lots of schools are going to uniforms this year."

"She won't let me use 'ESQUIRE'..."

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much ..."

"'Mansplaining' is complex, would you like me to explain it to you?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Handmaids Across America

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"Toughness isn't something you look for in a mother."

Manspreading in Art

The Three Wise Queens

"The principal has just informed me that all young girls are whores, so they must leave to protect our precious boys."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

Sanitary Products - Lillets Run.. Swim.. / Ladettes Bevy.. Fight..

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"Honey, you can demand equal rights as soon as you're able to open up a bottle of beer with your teeth."

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

'I've got 'all men are swine' flu.'

Woman's black eye has a male symbol on it.