Feminist Fighters Gifts

'Please excuse Harold -- he hates to see women wearing long dresses.'

Women at war - balancing work & family

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Lesbians for Christ

Glass Ceiling

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Manspreading in Art

Pregnancy Test

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Not very ladylike. Please help.

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Fire-breathing damsel.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"