Feminist Fighters Gifts

'Please excuse Harold -- he hates to see women wearing long dresses.'

Women at war - balancing work & family

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

South Carolina's War on Women

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Glass Ceiling

Lesbians for Christ

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Wearing bras in 2020.

Pregnancy Test

Manspreading in Art

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Fire-breathing damsel.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"