Frontline Female Fighter Gifts

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

The Three Wise Queens

Medical personnel give their hearts

Thank you, Essential Workers

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Glass Ceiling

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Flu Vaccine.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Wearing bras in 2020.

"This feels so familiar."

Manspreading in Art

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"