Gender Warriors Gifts

Male & Female separate company buildings

The Three Wise Queens

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Run, Mike, Run!

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Studio in December

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Shall I be mother?

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Equal pay for equal work

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Manspreading in Art

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'Find some people who can be the people who will be my people that get in touch with their people.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."