Gender Gap Warrior Gifts

You'll Come a Long Wag, Baby. Well, Your Great-Great-Great-Granddaughter Will.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

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"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Tucker Ratings Gold

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

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