Gender Warriors Mugs

Male & Female separate company buildings

The Three Wise Queens

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Resume Dumpers

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

Run, Mike, Run!

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Studio in December

Shall I be mother?

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Manspreading in Art

Equal pay for equal work

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'T.S.I.F.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'