Whatsapp Warrior Gifts

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Baby on board.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Bees v Wasps

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"I hit reply all too many times."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'No surf?'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Information Macht Frei

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Senior citizen surfing.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Call Center.

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."