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"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Bees v Wasps

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I hit reply all too many times."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Senior citizen surfing.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

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How M2M really works.