Text Message Warrior T-Shirts

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

Polly txt speak

Oymoticons

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Amateur Spam.

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."