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"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Woman carries the world.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Men Win Again

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

A feminist Christmas.

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

Nuclear energy.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Bourgeois Feminism

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Sandcastles

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

Female Boss 2

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Hillary will be the first female U.S. president. But she has trouble getting white males to vote for her."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"