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"The board of directors has given me new powers."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Sandcastles

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Nuclear energy.

'He's doing it again.'

At the end of the rainbow

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Labour Protests

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

Catch of the day

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Big Fish Eat Little Fish