Mythical Power Enthusiasts Gifts

"The board of directors has given me new powers."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

Sandcastles

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'He's doing it again.'

At the end of the rainbow

Superhero with Acrophobia

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Phoenix

Labour Protests

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'