Supercar Admirer Pillows

"If only this wasn't a dream!"

Driverless cars rage.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I've been genetically modified!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Masquerade

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Superbaldie.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"I'll handle this."

"Naw, it's a drone."

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."