Muscle Pup Admirer Pillows

Dog Weightlifting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Love a Mutt

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Fashion Week"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"Hercules hiscules"

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"