Muscle Pup Admirer Gifts

Dog Weightlifting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Love a Mutt

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The rock caricature

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Fashion Week"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"Hercules hiscules"

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

Pinocchio: The later years...

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

'Do you want to try that again?'