Bodybuilding Afficionado Mugs

'Let's face it. Your lower body isn't responding.'

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Music & Gym'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

'Keep fit.'

Step aerobics

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"