Vintage Bodybuilding Fan Gifts

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

Best before 65 million BC.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Gym Dog

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Battery lifting weights

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Suzanne Lenglen

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Dauber Micawber'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Muscular Santa

Jack Johnson

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Larry picks up a couple of PowerPoint Guards at the trade deadline."

Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"Do these abs make me look gay?"