Weight Training Wiz Gifts

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Gym Dog

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Macho man body building club.

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Any other strengths?"

Body Building Mishap

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'Keep fit.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Geez, dude. You been working out?"

Exercise Car.

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

Weigh station

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"How's your exercise class going?"

Working Out

"You exercise too much."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Darling, I really think you should be doing more exercise."