Weightlifting Wizards Prints

'Keep fit.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Any other strengths?"

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

I'll take this one here.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Shorts Dropping.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"