Heartfelt Weightlifter Pillows

Exercises

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"I was building up my pecs."

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Shorts Dropping.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.