Heavyweight Humorists Gifts

The first female boxing coach was in Liverpool.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Champagne at the hunt

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Born Cynical,,,,

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

Resistance, American Style

"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."