Heavyweight Humorists Gifts

The first female boxing coach was in Liverpool.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Champagne at the hunt

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Born Cynical,,,,

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."

My Life as a Troll

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"