Lifting Weights Pillows

Gym workout.

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'