Stress Tester Gifts

'Special Delivery!'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Now a little test to see how you cope under pressure.'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I feel your pain."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'You need some stress.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Don't get caught."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'This is your new office.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...