Stress Analyzer Gifts

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'Special Delivery!'

"Don't get caught."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'Notice how all the stress disappears from your body.'