Stress Analyzer Gifts

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Don't get caught."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Special Delivery!'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'Notice how all the stress disappears from your body.'

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

Road Guilt

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."