Stress Test Ace Gifts

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Failure/Due Diligence

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

'You need some stress.'

Study more to pass more tests.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Don't get caught."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

'Special Delivery!'