Stress Test Ace Pillows

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

'You need some stress.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Study more to pass more tests.

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Special Delivery!'

"Don't get caught."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'