Test Ace Pillows

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

A Hole in the Dike

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Baseball Dreams

Punishment for the kicker.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Study more to pass more tests.

Snooker.

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

"Be rational."

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Ping Kong

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

"I'm not going to record any of those F's. I just wanted to know if I still had it."

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'