Anxiety Ace Gifts

'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Your stress is stress-related.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'Are you done yet?'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Pencil eraser."

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'