Anxiety Ace Gifts

'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'Are you done yet?'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Your stress is stress-related.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Pencil eraser."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"You call that worrying?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."